Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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