you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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