thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
