Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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