She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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