We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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