Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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