Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Randomize
