found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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