Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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