if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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