he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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