I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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