i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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