Your face is a jimmy john
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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