I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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