no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
