I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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