I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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