playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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