That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Less talking, more tequila
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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