Pappa wants mamma naked
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
