he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She told me I should be a condom model.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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