evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
The Olympian is in my bed
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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