So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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