Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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