my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Let's get the cat blown out
I just forgot I was standing up.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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