hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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