On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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