Whod you bang
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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