I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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