If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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