I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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