i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
