I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Randomize
