i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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