Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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