Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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