so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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