Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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