Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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