I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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