He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You made out with two different species that night
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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