i permit you to call me
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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