There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
