Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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