Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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