I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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