He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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