they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i dont even know how to be here
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
