my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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