How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I'm having to shit out rocks
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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