you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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