He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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