If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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