i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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